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just in time for school opening
señor Mo Ron
Pictured at the controls of
his award-winning-fuel-efficient “SKOOLBuss,”
señor Mo Ron EnvintÓr
demonstrates decades of
combined engineering, brainstrain, moopower, & junk.
Years in the making, this marvel attracted the
attention of ObomO in Guadalajara, Mexaco recently while attending the
North American summit. He immediately appointed señor EnvintÓr
SKoolBuss Czar & sent a military transport to retrieve the
prototype. Cheap to retrofit using recycled SUV cabs available by
the millions in dumpsters throughout Omerica during the pass weeks of
“Cash fer Clunkies Bailout Reform,” Congress is planning a reception for
Mo Ron in mid September.
his invention is Al-Gore-esque given the
guvment’s current policy to
drive Omerica bak to the Pre-Gasoline
Further, Mo Ron of course, has no notion how “stupid
idly” (O’s word for Chicago Cops)
he will be perceived by Rich Americans
refuse to return to the 16th Century or 3rd World Status.
thinks he is being rewarded for his ingenuity. Duh!
photo cites the Warshington, DC workshop
(definitely an upgrade from the one south of the
promised to Mo Ron by his new
We are sure Mr. ObomO’s
children will get a kick out of going to SKool
in dis classy “coach.”
Folks, how’s dat hope-n-change
working out fur yo?
Always ahead of the
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