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 Vol. VI                                      10 AuGuest, 2009                              Numb. 9teen

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“Hope n’ Change”
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Monday Moaning News Release from the Whitehouse

This Job Placement cannot wait Another Day!


 Watchword before skool opens.

ObomO  Announces Czar # 420

Pree-Sxhool Czar

Howie D. Herman

Pictured here in his class yearbook &  known as

The Classic Pre-School Drop-Out

He specializes in playing hooky holding the US OPEN record for absenteeism. 

Howie attended the first day of class, & the day PresBo showed up to read a story.

Howie dutifully arrived the last day of class to receive his achievement awards. 

He was voted class president in absentia & “most likely to succeed.”


Sum  Plum  Thug  Chicago  Sandbox  Training  With  Honors

 With credentials like these, howie is in the running for the job of Superintend of the Greensboro Publick Schools when his term in Warshington is completed.

“What Can I Say?”

Three Cheers for Howie!

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