- The ARGUS DEMOCRAT-
Vol. VI 10 AuGuest, 2009 Numb. 9teen
Publication Representing A
Majority of Scoundrels
Monday Moaning News Release from the Whitehouse
This Job Placement cannot wait Another Day!
Watchword before skool
Howie D. Herman
Pictured here in his class yearbook & known as
The Classic Pre-School Drop-Out
He specializes in playing hooky holding the US OPEN record for absenteeism.
Howie attended the first day of class, & the day PresBo showed up to read a story.
Howie dutifully arrived the last day of class to receive his achievement awards.
He was voted class president in absentia & “most likely to succeed.”
With credentials like these, howie is in the running for the job of Superintend of the Greensboro Publick Schools when his term in Warshington is completed.
Three Cheers for Howie!
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