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with a little humor keeps your head from exploding. Hope you enjoy it as much as
- The ARGUS DEMOCRAT-
Vol. VI 15 July, 2009 Numb. 4teen
A Partisan Publication
Conclave of Illicit
Mafia Upstart Politicians
6:20 am O’clock
Good Morning, America, from the Underground Bunker (undisclosed) deep in the heart of a secret cave in Stokum County, No Carolina.
Rev-Rouser Al Bob Baboon
Anudder Furst for O’s Administration
PresBo, who cannot, or, will not make publick his own birth certificate, is proud to announce his
new Animal Rights Czar.
He is the only known, fully certified, member of his administration to have been born within the Washington Beltway - The National Zoo.
A true Washington Insider, his Baboon Credentials are unimpeachable.
The Wrong Reverend Al Bob Baboon has served as Chaplain of his Compound since the age of nine having been washed, licensed & orstained by the notable
Rev-Rousers Al Sharkton & Jessie Jakson Certified Monkeys, Religious Extortionists, & Licensed Racists.
Baboon served with distinction as the head of the Community food chain Organizer/Distributor at the Zoo,
He learned his craft from his Daddy, Willie B. Baboon, who presided over the Chickago Zoo until his death in 1776.
Rev-Rouser Al Bob Baboon is profoundly schooled to manage the
Office of Monkie C. MonkieDo.
“Bobbie” Baboon, as he is affectionately known,
will be featured on the daily Circus with his Snake Oil Selling Boss
at town hall meetings, press conferences,
McDonald burger stops & other uncaged appearances.
“Bobbie” is definitely a rising star among Warshington Statists.
It is rumored that he may be in line to replace
O’s current spokesmouth.
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