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6:20 am O’clock

 

  Good Morning, America, from the Underground Bunker (undisclosed) deep in the heart of a secret cave in Stokum County, No Carolina.

 PresBo

Announces

New

Animal Rights

Czar

Rev-Rouser  Al  Bob  Baboon

Anudder  Furst  for  O’s  Administration

  PresBo, who cannot, or, will not make publick his own birth certificate, is proud to announce  his

 new Animal Rights Czar.

 He is the only known, fully certified, member of his administration to have been born within the Washington Beltway - The National Zoo.

 A true Washington Insider, his Baboon Credentials are unimpeachable.

The Wrong Reverend Al Bob Baboon has served as Chaplain of his Compound since the age of nine having been washed, licensed & orstained by the notable

 Rev-Rousers Al Sharkton & Jessie Jakson Certified Monkeys, Religious Extortionists, & Licensed Racists.

Baboon served with distinction as the head of the Community food chain Organizer/Distributor at the Zoo,

He learned his craft from his Daddy, Willie B. Baboon, who presided over the Chickago Zoo until his death in 1776.

Rev-Rouser Al Bob Baboon is profoundly schooled to manage the

 Office  of  Monkie C. MonkieDo.

“Bobbie” Baboon, as he is affectionately known,

will be featured on the daily Circus with his Snake Oil Selling Boss

at  town  hall  meetings, press conferences,

McDonald burger stops & other uncaged appearances.

“Bobbie” is definitely a rising star among Warshington Statists.

 It is rumored that he may be in line to replace

 O’s current spokesmouth.

Story Developing . . . go to:

www.monkeebusinessinthewarshingtonZoo@Darwinitis.guv

Always on top of the pile. . .
Gomer  Whatze-His-Face,
Editor & Chef of Staff (for the moment)
Obber & Out!

10-4v

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