Daily Presidential Tracking
What Americans Really Want... Really
by Frank I. Luntz
How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)
by Ann H. Coulter
Ladies Night Out
Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a
$10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the
$10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the
guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,my third friend pulls out
a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried
about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to
one of his butt cheeks again.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to
try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet..
What could I do ?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed
the eighty bucks, and left!!!
Sarah Palin 2012
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by Ted Nugent
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by Joy Tiz