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HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it 'Housework.'
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently? '
6. Calmly answer, 'Yes,' and press the mouse button firmly.....
7. Feel better?

Works for me!


How to treat a Woman:

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.

Sad! Very, very sad......... .........



THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX!

AND YOU AND I ARE ON THE DAMNED COMPUTER!!!




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