- The  ARGUS  DEMOCRAT- 

A Partisan Publication     Representing    A Majority of Scoundrels

For

“Hope n’ Change”

 In Cohesion with other Statist,  et. al.    A Conclave  of  Illicit  Mafia  Upstart Politicians  

Bureaucratic  Buffoons   Unruly  Usurpers   A  Caucus  of  Criminals   Common Street Thugs

&

Uncontrollable  Unconstitutionalists

10:00:00 pm O’clok

 

“Who said politics cannot be fun?”

Meet Herb

"The Joker Czar"

Every Court requires an official Jester

&

Herb “Giggles” Fain

 is the clown for the job

 “Giggles”

 The face behind the tell-a-prumpter.

His appointment was certain.  “Giggles,” movie producer, News Paper Mogul, Honduras Drug Runner, wanna-be funny man & a major contributor to the campaign, was promised a prominent position in the new adminstraturation.  He is imminently qualified to generate the publick to laugh at future proposals advanced by the team leader.  Herb, unlike his fellow Czars, has agreed to work without pay saying,

“When people laugh at me that is pay enough.

 Laughter is good mojo, & I promise to deliver the Gaffs,  proposition/stuff the tell-a-prompter,

& keep legislation from becoming serious.”

 “I ain’t no Will Rogers – I can’t twirl a rope – but I can rope a dope a giggle any day.”

Cheers: zip-a-dee-doo-dah

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
My, oh my, what a wonderful day
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder
It's the truth, it's actual
Ev'rything is satisfactual
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day, yes sir!

Folks, Have a Happy Week!

“Always Circle the Wagons”

Chief Dee Longfellow 

 Editor & Chief of Staff

Ugh!

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