Breaking up all the crap of the day
with a little humor keeps your head from exploding. Hope you enjoy it as much as
- The ARGUS DEMOCRAT-
Vol. VI 23 AuGuest, 2009 Numb. TwinteeUn
A Partisan Publication Representing A Majority of Scoundrels
“Hope n’ Change”
In Cohesion with other Statist, et. al. A Conclave of Illicit Mafia Upstart Politicians
Bureaucratic Buffoons Unruly Usurpers A Caucus of Criminals Common Street Thugs
10:00:00 pm O’clok
“Who said politics cannot be fun?”
"The Joker Czar"
Every Court requires an official Jester
Herb “Giggles” Fain
is the clown for the job
The face behind the tell-a-prumpter.
His appointment was certain. “Giggles,” movie producer, News Paper Mogul, Honduras Drug Runner, wanna-be funny man & a major contributor to the campaign, was promised a prominent position in the new adminstraturation. He is imminently qualified to generate the publick to laugh at future proposals advanced by the team leader. Herb, unlike his fellow Czars, has agreed to work without pay saying,
“When people laugh at me that is pay enough.
Laughter is good mojo, & I promise to deliver the Gaffs, proposition/stuff the tell-a-prompter,
& keep legislation from becoming serious.”
“I ain’t no Will Rogers – I can’t twirl a rope – but I can rope a dope a giggle any day.”
Bluebird's on my shoulder
Folks, Have a Happy Week!
“Always Circle the Wagons”
Chief Dee Longfellow
Editor & Chief of Staff
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